Going to work with Mom

Today Mom had to give a presentation to the Principal and parents of her students. It was later in the afternoon and she didn't want to take you back to the babysitter. So you came to Vineyard Elementary. Mom fed you right before the presentation. One of the teachers was talking when you decided to let em rip. You started farting and pooping loudly. You were distracting everyone from the presentation. When it was Mom's turn to talk, she laid you on the floor. You decided to start talking and cooing as soon as she started her part. (You recognized Mom's voice and was talking back.) All of the parents thought it was cute, and the principal acknowledged you as part of the 3rd grade team.

You wore your skinny jeans and Mom thought your bum looked extra cute in them. 

This blue blanket you are laying on is from one of Mom's students, Taryn.